Bridesmaids are there to make you look good right?

Bridesmaids are there to make you look good right?

Bridesmaids are there to make you look good right?

One of the most fun things to do while planning your wedding is picking your bridal party. It’s fun to pick the people who you want to stop you from breaking down because your hair sucks and the guys who will be paying for strippers.

The groomsman all look dapper in their suits and ties but it is the girls who worry me. They are all hot. Shit. Now what? I have seen photos of wedding parties where the bridesmaids are UBER hot and the bride looks like a scoop of lard in an ice cream cone.

images

I already have to wear white and I am the palest person alive.

881e2d955fa938ab70bd47c35b42b7f2a9d09bd820d4eeed392358b84c575dc7

But I now understand why bridesmaids wear notoriously hideous garments. To make the bride look good. To make her look hot even.How do I resist the urge to dress them up in 80’s drag queens  hand me downs? Or like in the sound of music, old drapes?

Ugly-bridesmaid-dresses-12

article-2294222-18B0F78C000005DC-233_634x701

8

843985e70afd8a23b8f410c9528c8c7b

Or do I dress them pretty but get them addicted to sugar and oil?

201311011317_1383329845.0258780

Damn you hot friends of mine. I love you, but go eat a chocolate or pizza or both.

fat-kid-meme-generator-moar-chucken-a88a53

Juuuuuuust kidding ladies. Ill make you all look hot. I promise.

GL sig

About the Author

2 Comments

  • Samantha April 11, 2014 at 11:39 am

    I need some of these dresses for my to damn hot bridesmaids!!

  • cupcakemummy April 29, 2014 at 5:54 pm

    Can’t wait for this wedding!!!!

Leave a Reply

%d bloggers like this: