I know this list is much longer, but here are my top 5 for the past few weeks.
Drop me a comment to let me know if you think something big is missing.
We all know one (or a few) – “I can do ALL OF THIS” or “I know this famous dude” or “Oh you write a blog? That’s cute. Well I have been asked to write novels but am too busy”
That person that tells you about ALL THE HARDSHIPS that they have ever been through in the first 5minutes of knowing you and then throws in the “Oh but I am such a blessed person and so lucky”
Shush. Real hardships happen on idle Tuesday at 4 in the afternoon. Didn’t you listen to what Baz Luhrmann said?
I AM SUCH A KIND PERSON I AM GOING TO SMOTHER YOU WITH MY KINDNESS.
These people are my favourite to blankly stare at. – “Oh well I am such a giver you know, that’s just how I am. Always taking care of other people.” “Ill always do my best to help anyone and everyone you know?”
Real kindness does not think its kind. It gets worn like an apron while dealing with others hardships and then hung up behind the door. It’s not a flashy dress that you show off to the world while you are helping someone.
Different to the boaster, this particular breed of douch recites his or her CV when you see them. EVERY.TIME. “Hi my name is dick and I am the CEO of Dreamland and I have a masters in bullshit management and Oh would you look at that? Here is my golden diploma of douchness.
People who respond in “K” to anything. They are a special kind of dick. The worst of this species are the ones that say “K” to you in person. Use the “O” for goodness sake. If you don’t use proper words speaking to me I am just going to stare at you.